Hey Assbutt

cumberswag:

Ben you better challenge Martin because can you even imagine the amount of that swearing
“Shit fuck that’s fucking cold fuckfuck fucking shit hell”

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

iphone-charger:

cats-of-verona:

teentooth:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

makes me kinda angry idk???

love

What is this from?

sixpenceee:

 Memorial for Unborn Children by Martin Hudacek

sixpenceee:

 Memorial for Unborn Children by Martin Hudacek

sixpenceee:

So here are some of the creepiest watermelon sculptures I have found on the interest

sixpenceee:

The following you see, is a sculpture and not a cartoon! The artist in Neil Dawson and you can view this video here

It is located in New Zealand.

sixpenceee:

THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ
Unknown author
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$

sixpenceee:

THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

Unknown author

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.

There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$